"What in the name of God is taking you so long? Get out your $20 for half-price margarita night and be on your way. The numbers on the keyboard go in order. And in case that is too complicated, they invited this thing that might be of help—it’s called a bank teller. Christ, what are you doing, filling out your tax returns? Seriously, file an extension and put me out of my misery."
— On Slow ATM users | Urban Kvetch, HEEB Magazine
Alaina. A-L-A-I-N-A. Alaina. Just an adventurous dame with a zeal for music, fashion, pop culture, controversy and laughing at my own jokes. Natural born urban-dweller and hood rat. I'm fond of perusing--Chicago is fun. I like things and do stuff. I believe in honesty and that nothing is certain. My weakness is fun. Enjoy my stream of consciousness.