"What in the name of God is taking you so long? Get out your $20 for half-price margarita night and be on your way. The numbers on the keyboard go in order. And in case that is too complicated, they invited this thing that might be of help—it’s called a bank teller. Christ, what are you doing, filling out your tax returns? Seriously, file an extension and put me out of my misery."
On Slow ATM users | Urban Kvetch, HEEB Magazine